Enjoy my shit

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
-The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via bl-ossomed)

"Nah but forreal tho"
-a nigga that really wanna know (via king-emare)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face


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